Noël approchant, je me sens obligée de rappeler qu'il faut protéger les dindes qui se font massivement extérminées pour les fêtes !

Donc, je vais utiliser ce magnifique (xD) poème de ce très cher Benjamin Zephaniah intitulé Talking Turkeys !
Je me rappelle d'ailleurs que notre prof d'anglais renforcé avait une extinction de voix le jour où on l'a étudié en cours (comme document inconnu) et ça nous faisait mourir de rire!

Bwef, cet auteur est jamaïcain. Je précise cela pour les nombreuses fautes d'orthographes qui au départ m'avaient bien fait galéré pour le comprendre, mdr

"Be nice to yu turkeys dis Christmas
Cos' turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Don't eat it, keep it alive
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo, turkey I'm on your side
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife

Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying
"I cannot wait for de chop"
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me

I once knew a turkey called... Sophie
He said : "Benji explain to me, please
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?"
I said "I'm not too sure, turkey,
But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash"

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans
Be nice to yu turkeys
An spare dem de cut of de knife
Join Turkey United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends "FOR LIFE""

Sur ce Merry Chrismas everyone =)

crée le 20/12/2007 17:56